whenthesuspenderscomeoff: it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard
me all the time: what am i even doing
Problems of teenagers.
most teenagers: omg my parents caught me smoking yesterday
me: why can't I untangle these earphones
My 4-yr-old cousin watching "Thor" for the first...
her: Is the green guy a bad guy?
me: Not really. His name is Loki.
her: Loki? Ok.
her: I like Loki.
her: Is Thor a princess?
her: Thor gets hit by cars a lot.
her: WHY IS LOKI BLUE
her: Is it because he's sad?
her: Poor Loki.
her: Can we have him?
her: Thor and that girl are gonna get married
her: Is Loki bad now?
her: He likes being bad.
her: Because he likes his spear.
her: and his helmet.
her: Thor wants to stop Loki right?
me: Yes he does.
her: But- Thor doesn't want to kill Loki.
her: Because Thor loves Loki a lot.
her: No! Did Loki die?!
her: But I liked Loki...
her: I bet Thor misses him,
her: I miss him.
rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.